Tag: snark

EMFUCKINGBODIED

I swear I just saw myself for the first time I told myself in the mirror As I cried after connecting so incredibly profoundly with multiple people (And once again meeting another incredible man I can’t have in my life like I would prefer, god damn stupid growth opportunities) “You are.. An amazing woman. And… Continue reading EMFUCKINGBODIED

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I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

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“Your relentless political Facebook posts finally turned me to your way of thinking” Said no one. Ever.

Namaste, suckers: My Qi Revolution experience

Friday, July 20, 2012: Packing for a 4-day, 36 hour Qigong seminar at the Tacoma Convention center. I am not bringing a laptop. Recently, along with about 425 other people, I trekked down to Tacoma to attend “Qi Revolution“, presented by Jeff Primack. The course is $99 and the CEU (continuing education credits, which are… Continue reading Namaste, suckers: My Qi Revolution experience

The bright side

One nice thing about being a scatterbrained fucking nutjob is that when one aspect of my artistic life is fucking me in my asshole there is always something else I can look positively toward. So sing some fucking kumbaya with me and go listen to/like/share my fucking music, which is up to ranking 91 globally… Continue reading The bright side

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Video game collaboration idea: Mixed gameplay, dramatic plot-driven, 60 playable hours — varied and beautiful high production value, in chapters, with cinematics to continue the story. It would be difficult to die, however if you do, you will have to start the entire story over, even if you die at hour 56 of it. 150… Continue reading Untitled

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*skips through youtube video of Madonna’s halftime show, grimacing in horror* What a grotesque misuse of awesome stage technology.