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IV: Random thoughts

Today is the first day I looked in the mirror, and recognized my mother. At Artful Touch. Wonder what that means. And my hair, I swear, has to be 50% thinner than it was when I was high school age. Not falling out, but the actual hair I think is thinner, and it breaks more… Continue reading IV: Random thoughts

One day these things won’t be post worthy..

But I’m a few years of therapy away from being there. For now it’s still a miracle when I’m decent to myself. After running with it hard core for a while, I’ve decided to cut myself some slack on the raw food thing. I was starting to get a little stressed out about how hard… Continue reading One day these things won’t be post worthy..

The Kerry Dream

So I had this dream about Bush and Kerry, I will try to remember the details. Bush and Kerry are giving speeches, but it’s in like a hotel meeting room that has those flimsy wall separators up, and each of them have their own room. The dream starts as Bush is ending his speech, his… Continue reading The Kerry Dream

Fuck Libertarians

Ok. I’m not terribly political. But I should at least say something about this whole thing, cause it is on my mind a bit, and I’ve got a strong opinion (as usual). I don’t really like Kerry. But I wish Bush would do the world a favor and get flattened by a freight train. I… Continue reading Fuck Libertarians

Whiteys Guts

07/05/04 11:54PM – Seattle, WA *sigh* day from hell, really. Alternator on the Kia went out arbitrarily whilest parked at a pay lot on cap-hill. That basically means that the battery is dead plus all kind of weird electrical strangeness occurs when ad if you have a kickass friend to help jump start the car.… Continue reading Whiteys Guts

Why I should really stop drinking..

I spent last night insulting some hunting godstits, dancing on a bar (ripping my dress in the process), wronglyassuming a dude was trying to take me home and insulting him aswell, getting harassed by a fucking bum for ‘only giving him aquarter’, getting molested by a huge gay muppet, grabbing the faceof our gracious host… Continue reading Why I should really stop drinking..

Kitty Punt

So last night I’m dreaming, and somehow the situation comes to my having to fend off particularly large dogs with only my hands and feet. Generally they weren’t in attack mode, so I could fend them off fairly easily by waving my arms or whatever. Eventually though, this one dog decides to puncture my left… Continue reading Kitty Punt

Jizz

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3131098/ chicks. do they dig a thick teeming load of wriggling energetic spermies in their man’s watery jism? or instead do they prefer a load that’s completely devoid & lifeless.<agatha> I’ll bet spermless jizz tastes better it’s strange for a guy to think about how a woman must view something like that.<agatha> To be honest,… Continue reading Jizz

Ghosts that haunt me.

I had a really fucked up dream last night involving Rick the Psycho(tm) and my ex Frank (moderately psycho but mostly just a lying shiznit) getting kicked out of my house (when Frank told Rick he could crash there in the middle of the night when everyone was sleeping) killing my 4 year old aunt,… Continue reading Ghosts that haunt me.

Happy Steak and Blowjob day

Happy Steak and Blowjob day. My man got this: Mixed Baby greens with dried cranberry’s, bacon and fresh grated Parmesan in a french vinegarette. Lobster tail with lemon and a garlic butter sauce, black truffle juice, and fresh Tarragon. Ribeye Steak in an Olive oil and Balsamic vinegarette marinade with fresh basil and chopped garlic… Continue reading Happy Steak and Blowjob day